Like liking the paperclip is the grossest thing ever. Come on, I'm Decker's mom. He's done grosser stuff on a good day.
I love how kid's minds work. I was trying to get the busted paperclip from one of my young charges during class. The lovely child refused and kept it in his mouth as if to frighten me with his paperclip fangs. I insisted and held out my hand for the paper clip. After a 30 second struggle of wills, he looked me in the eye and licked both pieces before placing them in my palm. Gross. Not as if this is the most disgusting thing I've dealt with. I wash. I win.