Why, oh why, did the big brain and big butt fairy visit me?
My sisters get to see the boob fairy. It's not fair. After this whole brain hernia, I almost wish the boob fairy would have visited instead.
Maybe if I write her a note and put a padded bra under my pillow....
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You and me both, sista. You and me both. Probly if I got off the damn bed it would shrink a little. There is no hope for big boobs.
Nevertheless, these are passing concerns. As in, when I pass the mirror, it gives me momentary concern.
Spring will be here soon.
lol! Trust me boobs are not all they are cracked up to be. Like right now it is so cold I think my nipples might drop off. If my boobs were smaller it would be less to drop off!
Sarah, I think that just means you shouldn't walk around naked outside in this weather. DUH.
I love padded bras. They make me look just a tad more voluptuous and give such good shape. Plus, I can always say I need the extra padding to smooth over the nipples and rings and stuff--it's not that I'm trying to look like I have big'uns or anything! (ha.)
Sadly I wasn't walking around naked. I was fully dressed. Can you imagine what I would look like with a padded bra. I would look like I had big'uns. Oh wait......
The best bra I've found is the Vic S's full coverage bra (Body by Victoria line) -- no party hats with that one! (remember that?)
I hate bras that barely cover me and then I have quadraboob. It's like I'm trying to be L'il Kim or something....
Oh, and I'm not, just so you know.
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