Maybe I'll teach them how to shoot photos. I've got all these old cameras that I bet they'd love to work with. Or even make an oatmeal box camera. Then they can learn all about composition.
Or we can learn to cook. Could you imagine, children that cook AND clean? They might be crafted to death. Decker would die, he hates crafts sometimes.
Yeah, they're going to regret the day I said I was bored. Now at least I have something new to do.
Woe unto my poor children.