Baby Mac

My child is a baby mac daddy. Decker, not Logan. I had to visit the lunch room today and clean off the popcorn machine. Decker was eating lunch, but unlike other times he wasn't alone at one end of the table. He was sitting in the middle of the lunch room table SURROUNDED by the girls in his class. I've never seen such a packed table. I swear there were about 20 girls sitting with him. I can hear my hair going grey. Soon it won't be as innocent and I'll have to deal with girl drama. But for now, he's just the mac daddy jr.

Heaven help me.