May 19, 2008

Things, as a young person I never thought I would have thought I would have said

Quit twisting your nipples.
My kids have their own rifles.
Quit stretching that.
Yes, you can have a viking funeral for the fish.
Boogers are not a snack.
Is there a reason you don't have pants?

1 comment:

Suzanne said...

I'd like to add:
Quit trying to feed the baby, yours are not big enough yet.
And my favorite: I don't care what daddy told you, that thing does not suck the baby's brain out; just the boogers.
And I have asked why aren't you wearing pants.