It's weird sometimes to be a Jennifer in a world full of Jennifers.
May 19, 2008
Things, as a young person I never thought I would have thought I would have said
Quit twisting your nipples. My kids have their own rifles. Quit stretching that. Yes, you can have a viking funeral for the fish. Boogers are not a snack. Is there a reason you don't have pants?
I'd like to add: Quit trying to feed the baby, yours are not big enough yet. And my favorite: I don't care what daddy told you, that thing does not suck the baby's brain out; just the boogers. And I have asked why aren't you wearing pants.
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I'd like to add:
Quit trying to feed the baby, yours are not big enough yet.
And my favorite: I don't care what daddy told you, that thing does not suck the baby's brain out; just the boogers.
And I have asked why aren't you wearing pants.
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